$JAN6 is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. Don't hurt yourselves with it. Please.
The historical statements and opinions on this site have not been verified by the FBI and are offered for entertainment and comedic purposes. Serious: Site is for entertainment purposes. Purchase JAN6 for fun if you want to. Or if you like to party and love FREEEEEEDOOOOOOMMM!!!! (Disclaimer not voided by "jokes" inside the disclaimer.)
It is important that we note that there is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only. We might make some NFTs and stuff if people want them. No promises.
Also:
We weren't there.
We didn't know anyone there. (As far as we know).
We don't know Elon. (Future baby daddy 🙏🙏🙏).
We don't know Tucker. (Good evening!)
Finally, we do NOT know, have NOT participated in shamanic rituals with, and have not become best bros with Jacob Chansley . . . YET!
Also, one of us has a sister around Jacob's age. Pretty, divorced w/ kids, spiritual. 🤙😎
(POWERFUL Blessings and Aloha to Jacob!)
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